CHAPTER 2 - THE ARRIVAL
We return as most of the crew has awaken from their naps except for Nips (he must be still running from Esperanza in his dreams...damn that barracuda) – well the on flight movie doesn’t work, but the map of the Atlantic Ocean and the little airplane that they are on with that bugs bunny red line showing their path to DR is working perfectly. “Stewardess please prepare for landing” glares over the speaker, Rango looks over at CEO and the smiles could light up a midnight sky, it is time for the party to begin all the questions are about to be answered, all the time on face book and setting up meetings with city girls are going to come to reality as the plane touches down in Gregorio Luperón International Airport they snatch their bags from their overheads and make sure that all of their customs forms are filled out correct and off the DR they go.
In a single file order (Rango, CEO, Rpracker, Stangpwr & Nips) walk out of the plane greet the sexy stewardess and begin the walk down the very humid but very comforting concourse, comforting because they are in the DR and no type of temperature is bad, because we are on vacation. Nips has to go to the bathroom, he probably shit his pants running from the barracuda as they walk down the hall way the construction still has not yet been done “screams rango” a group laughter breaks out “They will never complete this airport, ever” explained Nips. CEO says "where the hell is that massage girl, I need to find out, I know she is in here somewhere". The 3 Dominican music guys playing their instruments welcoming you into their country never sounded so good and now off to customs...Rango yells “CEO look there is the stand where they give the free shots of rum” Stangpwrs eyes light up! CEO replies “You know I never have seen that before, well I guess that’s because I don’t drink” – immediately the eyes of the crew focus on the beautiful ass of the girl serving the shots “Man I know we are in DR now, look at the ass on that girl” says Rango – now since everyone has paid their $10 dollar tourist fee CEO ask Rango, “Do you want my shot?” “Hell yah” replies Rango and he takes both cups and leaves a 5 dollar tip for both of the ladies, oh but one problem Nips though that that extra cup was his so he didn’t get one and goes “Oh thanks bro, to Rango” – “Where the hell is yours these 2 are mine.” "I didn't get one, I saw you get two I thought one was for me" - "Here you go bro, happy vacation" as Rango gives Nips one of his cups now Rango and Stang take their swigs. “Holy shit man she gave us a 2 ½ shots” says Rango “ahh just the way I like it” is the response from Stang as they come up to the customs agent as we follow Rango to his entrance to his country the customs agent goes “How are you doing my friend, hey look at us we are the same color my brother” and gives Rango a fist bump “Wsup dude, como esta hermano” replies Rango – “Bien, my brother, so where are you going to Sosua?” – “No actually I will be staying in Puerto Plata & Costambar” - “Costmabar, aww man you a pimp my brother, you have fun ok, don’t hurt nobody” says the custom agent as he and Rango fist bump one more time and it’s off to claim baggage. 10 minutes pass and everyone one gets their baggage off of the carousel well almost everyone, where is Rprackers luggage...
(15 minutes later….)
Everyone still has their baggage except Stang “dammit where is my luggage, I’m the one with the least amount of gifts and shit in there and mines hasn’t come out yet” Rango jokes to Pack “well I have enough gifts that I can probably spare some t-shirts and undies for him, as for clothes he is on his own”. Finally Stang bag arrives and off the meet Miguel they guys go, but first the dreaded customs bag check agents... Rango and CEO’s hearts are pounding because between the 2 of them they can start a small clothing and body spray store and stay in business for 3 months as they both approach two separate customs agents the customs guy takes the paper nods his head and lets CEO through another does the same to Rango a huge sigh of relief and off they go and now the trip has officially begun. CEO turns around and looks at Rango with a rye smile as in phew we got away with it Rango shakes his head in agreement with a big sigh and a chuckle.
Now as Rango and Pack stand and wait for Nips to come out of the line the 3 very beautiful airport workers are looking in their direction Rango kindly finger waves to the ladies and they all wave back. Pack goes “was that for us” Rango says “yep welcome to DR man, I love this place, the ocean is breezy and the ladies are easy” Nips comes around the corner and off they go to meet Miguel.
Prompt and waiting Miguel is outside and gives CEO and Stang a hug and says “wsup big guy” to Pack and shakes Rango and Nips hands and says nice to meet you. “Cmon lets get out of here” says Miguel as the vulture airport help runs to move their luggage which as wheels as if they need help, but Rango’s lazy ass “hell I’m on vacation, I’ll let him pull the suitcase for me” Rango gives the guy a 5 dollar tip he must be feeling generous and off to Miguels van they go. The guys have to stop at Sosua Vacations to pick up the keys there then to La Sierena and then off the blackbeards. Its hot as the dickens out there and everyone is wearing pants, ahh except Rango who came prepared chillen in his shorts – CEO blurts “You lucky mother fucker, I’m sweating my balls off and you have on shorts” Rango laughs and goes I’m always prepared. First stop Sosua Vacations to get the keys for the penthouse and 1 bedroom – the guys get a quick tour and a information briefing from the Mgr on board they get their keys and off to La Sierena to get money and cell phones.
Arriving at La Sierena Miguel is conducting traffic on which line to stand on as he watches everyone’s back while they get their money. The girls working the booths cannot believe how much money 5 guys are exchanging especially CEO who has all the “Party of the Year” money and he is just loading up – the one attendant glances over at the other and says something in a very low tone in Spanish and continues to count the money he had to have at least 15 thousand USD with him. So after the money exchange – off to the Orange phone shop to get cell phones and a sim card for Rango. CEO is looking for a small phone to get in touch with is FB hotties and Rango just needs a sim card for his I phone, but oh we have a problem the I phone 4s uses a sim card mini – so when Rango pulls out the phone the girl says “do you have the machine”…”what machine?” “the machine to cut the card, it will not fit in that phone”- “son of a bitch are you serious?” – so rango ends up buying a regular 1989 cell phone where the menu options are so simple that they are complicated, but CEO has other plans evidently he has a crush on the cell phone attendant. “Hey Rango, if you get her number I’ll give buy you a short term” – “really?” well the girls were already checking out the Pitbull badges as they smiled towards each other talking about it – so the girl says to rango “si habla espanol” Rango replies back yes “do you work for Pitbull (in Spanish)” Rango says “No I work for MTV we are just throwing a party Thursday for Pitbull, do you want to come? it will be at classicos” she shakes her head yes so Rango says “ok put your number on my receipt, I will call you around 8pm Thursday ok” she nods her head yes with her cute braces smile as the crew walks away, Rango hands CEO the number and says “she’s all yours” and ponders now who will I take for that short term….
Off the Blackbeards!!! -