Ok so i get to my friends house do some re packing of my bags since i really could not do it while in the presence of my wifey so after cleaning out some things and placing all my items in my checked in baggage and the important stuff in my carry on it was off to the CVS store for some quick last minute items like Astro Glide lol and toothpaste.
My friend (Suave) drove me down to the airport so i would not have to pay the crazy $21 a day at the airport. I get to the airport check in at the curbside checkin and then walked right to the front of the line becuase i purchased the even more leg room seats. What a difference becuase that line was long as hell.
I go thru security with no problems and off to my gate. I am flying out solo since a few of my wingmen bailed out on me

I am sitting there for a while and looking around trying to see who is a monger and who is not and its pretty easy to pick them out. I see these bunch of italian older dudes talking near me and about terra linda and stuff like that so i approach them to promote the web site and ask them if they go to the DR for the beautiful ladies and some fun and they turn around and tell me they are part of some religious program for charity or some shit and now i feel like a total asshole not knowing how to back track and within a few seconds they all laugh and say hell ya they are going down for the women. So i proceed to tell them about the site and such and they are all ears and loving all the stories i am sharing so they say they wll be joining when they return. (always trying to promote lol)
So we bored the plane and i am in the isle seats and no one is in the 2 seats next to me so i am thinking this is great i will have the whole area to myself and its almost time to bored the plane and they just start to close the doors and then boom they opened back up and sure as shit it was 2 more people and they were my two passengers so there goes my nice quite time or so did i think. This fucking strange dude walks in and he is about 55 bald with one fucking long string of hair going down the bald area of his head and pretty well built and he has this really expensive camera around his neck so he must have been some sorta of photographer or something and then walks in this most beautiful girl (model type) onto the plane and now i am once happy again becuase she will be sitting next to me. I proceed to get up and he tells me no and he hops over me like superman and shit and then picks the girl up and over me and places her down in her seat (fucking crazy dude) so its time to get going.
We get up in the air and about 1 hr into the flight superman dude decides he wants to move his seat and go somewhere else to have more room and sleep and he leaves her sleeping next to me. About 30mins later i feel this movement under my legs and its her putting her feet under my legs and keeping warm lmao so i dont say a word and let it go. She wakes up about 40 mins later and apoligizes to me and i can see she is really embarrassed and she is really mad he just left her there so we talk a little bit and nothing came out of it but i did manage to get her name from her forms she was filling out so i will see if i can find her on facebook and see what happens lol.
We land on time i go thru the long walkway which is STILL under construction lol and this time i dont see the guys playing their music but i hear them so they must have moved them to departing flights because they were not there when arriving. So i pay my $10 fee and off thru baggage and customs without a hitch. Go get my car rental and start to flirt with the rental agent and she tells me she is christian and that is where i ended my flirtyness. The time is now about 1115 am and Gordi and Caz wont be arriving till after 2pm so i did not want to go to bb so i decide to take a trip to Field of dreams.